ilikedthewayhegaveback: “ unicorn-a-licious: “ grungespuud: “ YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE. THIS. FUCKING....

ilikedthewayhegaveback:

unicorn-a-licious:

grungespuud:

YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL,
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE.
THIS. FUCKING. THING.
ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE.
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO.
FUCK.

what a shrektacular piece of jewelry 

all that glitters is gold

aminoasinine:

brainwolves:

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

clonesofdunshire:

patina-millers-biceps:

Does trump kno more than 50 vocabulary words or nah.

Let me tell you about words. I know words. I have the best words. People always ask me about words, and I tell ya. You look at what Hillary Clinton and Obama have done with words and it’s a total disaster. I’m gonna make America great again. I have tremendous words. We’re going to have so many words. It’s going to be a beautiful thing. Believe me.